Fanboy rant.

You know when you see two musicians/actors/celebrities who you’re a fan of in a picture and you’re like “OMGTHEYTOTESKNOWEACHOTHERANDTHEYREFRIENDS!!!1!!1! 1! one!!”? Well I just had the opposite. Oli Sykes (Vocalist for Bring Me The Horizon, Owner of Drop Dead Clothing, Sex Icon) with his arm around Ronnie Radke (Shit ex-vocalist of Escape The Fate, Shit vocalist of Falling in Reverse, Massive cunt, Missed opportunity for cot death).

Get away from him you filthy, talentless SHITCUNT!

(Authors note: This post is mostly in jest. I do have a love for Oli Sykes that expands beyond mere fandom but I don’t really think like this. Radke is possibly a decent person but he is a shit vocalist.)






Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

say bones again

This is by far the most metal bird if not most metal carbon based life form on this planet. Dear kali

Bad. Ass.

(Source: jenkristofu)

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Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self
Orange Is The New Black

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That dual vocal! Haha me and my boy Matt.

Can’t wait to get more music out there! We’ve got a new drummer since this was recorded as well in the form of Harry.

Check out Broken Tusk!

Saw this on facebook; “Peekaru is a baby carrier and a jumper all in one!”
Hmm…where have I seen that before?

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They’re as afraid of us as we are of them…

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.


They’re as afraid of us as we are of them…

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

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